canadianslut:

when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups image

(via jusanlestrangecollins)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via pretend-theres-no-world-outside)

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice